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  3. mishjen:

    I get personally offended when people talk shit about cats, especially when it’s about how cats are never excited when they see their owners after a long time apart
    You know, just because they don’t have to bark and jump on you and sometimes pee on the floor it doesn’t mean they’re not happy

    (via twilightmaze)

     
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  6. hellacatholic:

    "mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
    “it’s a metaphor”

    (Source: trashthot, via twilightmaze)

     
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  8. omg.

    (Source: thesourpuss, via deadbeatrice)

     

  9. basketc8se:

    tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

    (via twilightmaze)

     

  10. "How do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you?"
    — Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451  (via loav)

    (Source: larmoyante, via twilightmaze)