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  2. Anonymous said: are you and x back together? what happened?

    sup?

    So X is in Cali and I am in the South and I’m fairly certain we’re both right where we want to be.

    chill? chill.

     
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  5. mishjen:

    I get personally offended when people talk shit about cats, especially when it’s about how cats are never excited when they see their owners after a long time apart
    You know, just because they don’t have to bark and jump on you and sometimes pee on the floor it doesn’t mean they’re not happy

    (via twilightmaze)

     
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  8. hellacatholic:

    "mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
    “it’s a metaphor”

    (Source: trashthot, via twilightmaze)

     
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  10. omg.

    (Source: thesourpuss, via deadbeatrice)